Tuesday, November 13, 2007

New Cloverfield Trailer??

According to comingsoon.net we are going to see a new trailer with a title on November 16. The trailer will be released for one of the previews for Beowulf. Now as exciting as this may be it could be one of those see it to believe it things. Will it be called 1-18-08, Cloverfield, who knows! Stay tuned and we get it out there as soon as we can!

Friday, October 19, 2007

JamieAndTeddy.com Video #3


JamieAndTeddy.com has once again been updated. This time, Jamie is suffering from an upset stomach and has someone (man or woman?) in her bed. She seems very apologetic, yet her story is seemingly very innocent.

The direct link to the video is here.
And Dennis has uploaded it to YouTube here.

Here's a transcript, in case you're not able to view video.

Hey it’s me. Umm, it’s really early in the morning and I just wanted to catch you before you started your day. But, I have to explain last night, if it’s not too late. Umm, I ran into your skanky ex-girlfriend, and she basically threatened me and said that she was going to tell you that I was making out with guys on the dance floor, which is 100% not true. And I would expect for you to believe me over her.
I mean she obviously still likes you and it’s…it’s really obvious. And I’m not going to entertain but, I just wish that you would trust me, I mean, you know, I went out with my girlfriends and you’re the one that’s off saving the world and, you know, following your dream, but you left me here. You know and I just…I’m lonely and I went out with my girlfriends and it wasn’t a big deal.
Just please believe me and I mean, last night was horrible. I lost my purse with my phone in it and my wallet and my keys and everything. And I tried to text you but I didn’t…I couldn’t. And I’m going to call you immediately when I get my new phone today but I just, I just want you to know that I’m not perfect. I’m trying to be perfect. I’m doing everything that I can to make this relationship work under the circumstances. And, I mean, you know, everyone can’t be like Lily and Jason, you know? They’re…which by the way they are not perfect. They fought all night long. So, and I’ll tell you about it when you call me.
Umm, but anyway, I do support what you’re doing and I do understand it. I mean I don’t really understand it but, you know, I do support you and I’m lonely and I’m waiting for you to come back. Just believe me, and I know exactly what I’m going to do…
[someone else with long, curly hair is revealed next to Jamie on the bed]
To…I don’t even know who this is. I think it’s Marlena’s cousin. It’s a girl. But, umm, I know exactly what I’m going to do to prove to you, umm and, I think you’ll like it. And I love you and I’ll talk to you soon.
[lens cap is closed]
GE…!

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Slusho Update


The home page at Slusho has been updated with two new buttons. The first is for "Distribution Opportunities."

Join the Slusho! Team soon!!! Distribution Opportunities available by contacting us through our parent, TAGRUATO! Extensive research reveals that our incredibly tasty flavor mixtures would be loved throughout the West! Become a pioneer, spread Noriko's dream and purchase a Slusho! machine for your store today! We will send representatives and scientists who will train you on how to operate our machine, and preserve the flavor of our special ingredient, Seabed's Nectar!! And what is more, we will have the special flavor tasties delivered bi-weekly, right to your storefront!!! We are highly optimistic that the FDA and other such organizations will quickly approve our ingredient for consumption in the West. They need only look to the East to see its remarkable health benefits - it is nutritious and thrifty!

TEL +81-3-5403-6318
18KagashimaD@tagruato.jp


The second button's text is in Japanese. When you click the button, it simply says, "We Are Coming, We'll Find You Soon!!" My guess is this button is reserved for a store directory if/when Slusho reaches American shores.

Friday, October 5, 2007

JamieAndTeddy.com Video #2

The 1-18-08 viral site JamieAndTeddy.com has been updated with a second video. The password is still jllovesth.




Thanks to Dennis for hosting the video once again. The video also can be seen here if you can't access YouTube. And here's the transcript if you can't access any video.

[Jamie plays a couple notes on a harmonica]

All right, I finally figured out how to work the camera, and I have about 15 horny girls waiting to go to Girls Night down stairs, so I have to make this really quick.

But, I'm here talking to you right now because of two reasons:

1: Because I miss you, I miss you so much, and...

2: Because you really effed me up with this gift, you can not--thank you by the way--but you can not send a girl a gift and tell her to open it on December 9th, which is forever away. You just can't do that. But, I gave you my word and it's going to sit here right at the edge of my bed until, until you say that I can open it, because I gave you my word.

And, I also got your text message, sorry...

[whispering] I got your text message earlier, I have to be quiet...

And I got, I just figured out the answer to your question: Six. Six times. And the answer that you got wrong is [whispering] corn bread.

You got it wrong.

[friend, off camera] Lets go, let do this!

All right, all right. I have to go, I love you, I miss you so much, and I'll talk to you soon...

[friend, off camera] Come on!


Again, the significance of this video is lost on me. I'm sure there are several subtle clues about...something. For instance, Jamie receives a gift from Teddy, but she can't open it until December 9. Is this how long Cloverfield fans have to wait for more solid information? Jamie also mentions an answer to one of Teddy's questions, which is "SIX times." Whatever that means. Oh, and she appears to be drinking cranberry juice (possibly with some vodka). I wonder how that bladder infection is treating her?

Sunday, September 30, 2007

Tagruato | New 1-18-08 Site


It appears there is a new site entangled in this mystery we call Cloverfield. The site is for Tagruato, "a collective of top scientists, engineers, and businessmen committed to leading our investors and the whole of mankind into the future." The page loads with the graphic above, and then prompts users to choose a language. Interestingly enough, English is the only one that works.

A statement from the Tagruato Corp. CEO follows.

We regard ourselves as explorers, and believe there is much more our planet has to offer than has already been discovered. We view every challenge as an opportunity for innovation. With our groundbreaking deep-sea drilling technology, Tagruato has positioned itself to become a world leader in energy resources, medical research, advanced technology production, and consumable product.

- Ganu Yoshida
C.E.O.


Subsidiaries of Tagruato include Bold Futura, Yoshida Medical Research, Slusho! brand happy drink, and ParafFun! Wax Distributors.
YOSHIDA MEDICAL RESEARCH
YMR is a genetic research firm specializing in deep sea bioprospecting.

SLUSHO!
Created by Tagruato C.E.O. Ganu Yoshida, Slusho! brand happy drink is a icy cool beverage that is rapidly becoming one of the company's most profitable expenditures.

BOLD FUTURA
Bold Futura is the contractor sector of our company principally engaged in the conception, design, manufacture and integration of advanced technology products.

ParafFUN! Wax Distributors
ParafFun! Wax Distributors meets all your wax needs.

There is a lot of information on the Tagruato Web site to decipher and investigate. But, it seems the most important aspect is that this is a corporation with "fourteen drilling rigs strategically positioned around the globe, each a billion dollar marvel of modern engineering. One, the Chuai Station, is opening in September 2007 off the east coast of North America."


According to an interactive map on the site, it's not too far from the coast of New York. I suspect this may be the cause of monster attack. Deep sea drilling might awaken the monster, and the nearest land mass to that station is NYC.

There's also a lot of chatter on the site about cancer research using deep sea ingredients. The Slusho Web site also claims to include secret deep sea ingredients. And a snippet on the Tagruato site claims the following.

Tagruato's crew of Slusho! Smilers! arrived at the Ibaraki Nursing Home in Mito yesterday with a special surprise for the feeble elders on Floor 3 - Slusho! brand happy drink! The lovely ladies handed out seven drinks to each senior in any flavor they could imagine.

"This Mikan-Strawberry Tasty makes me feel young again!” exclaimed 98-year-old Hiro Chinen.

Another aged lady asked to have a Nashi-Banana Anime hooked into her IV.

As the patients sucked their drinks down, the Slusho! Smilers! sang and danced to the Slusho! Song! Those who were able clapped along.

"I felt like a pretty angel," said longtime Smiler! Kimi. "Dancing in front of those old folks showed them that just because they cannot leave their beds, the rest of us can, and the world is still a bright shiny place."

The nursing home donation is the latest wonderful act by the Tagruato Cares charitable foundation. Other recent events include Blankets for the Homeless and Tiny Orphan's Circus Fieldtrip.


Special thanks to the folks at the Unforum and at /film for helping with this news.

Friday, September 28, 2007

New 1-18-08.com Photo


FINALLY!

There's a new picture on 1-18-08.com. The picture definitely looks like it's been captured from a video, and unlike all the other pictures, there's no date listed on the bottom. This is the sixth picture on the site.

The picture depicts a chef holding some creation. On the flip side of the picture, there appears to be a recipe (written in Japanese?).

The recipe has been translated by Hinoai from Unfiction:

Here it is: (by the way, I don't think that it was written by a native speaker, because there are some odd syntax uses. He uses some very formal japanese mixed in with very informal.)

Everybody, thank you for viewing! I'll introduce this week's delicious recipe. Please make sure to keep this one cold!

*Skinless chicken breast - 2, cut in halves
*Soumen (a kind of japanese noodle) - 10 oz.
*Watercress - 1/2 cup cut into small strips
*Turnip - 1/2 cup, thinly sliced
*Shiitake (japanese mushrooms) - 1/2 cup
*Chicken stock - 1/3 cup
*Sake (japanese rice wine) - 2 tbsp.
*Sugar - 1/2 tsp.
*Ocean-bottom crab - one

In a small saucepan, stir together 1/3 cup water, chicken stock, sake, and sugar. Chill it until it becomes cold. Grill the chicken breast on both sides for about 8 minutes, and then chill. Boil the noodles for about 3 minutes, and then run under cold water until chilled. Mix the watercress, turnips, and mushrooms into the soumen. Slice the chicken thinly and arrange on top of the soumen mix. Just before you serve, put the crab in the sauce and pour over the noodles generously.

Go go Oishii ("delicious") Chef!

#3912


Any thoughts on the significance of this picture? Why is there no date at the bottom? Post some comments!

Friday, September 14, 2007

JamieAndTeddy.com

Nenya over at unfiction has recently found some interesting information. By following details and clues of JamieAndTeddy.com.

The site is simply this picture of two bears, with the message, "Just for you Teddy-bear! I miss ya like CRAZY already!!!Love, your Lil' Lascano." Click on the picture and you'll be led to a password page. The password is jllovesth.

Some people have complained that the video locks up their computer, so luckily Dennis at Cloverfield Clues has uploaded the video on YouTube. You can check that out below.



Update: Dennis also has provided a transcript of the video. I'm still not sure of the significance of the Cranberry pills...

Friday, September 7, 2007

Just Call It 1-18-08

As we previously reported, there was speculation that the name of this film would be "Monstrous." Since then, JJ Abrams debunked that idea at Comic-Con, and we are left with more questions. Now, there are several reports that our beloved movie will be called "Wreck."

Honestly, I think we should just call the movie 1-18-08. Historically, dates of major catastrophies have held much more meaning than some nickname or slogan. Think 9/11. If the movie is called "Wreck," then so be it. But right now, I wouldn't put much stock in the idea.

Saturday, September 1, 2007

Slusho Robot T-Shirt




Dennis at Cloverfield Clues is at it again! This time he's designed a couple of T-shirts based on the Slusho Robots.

There are two styles: Chocolate Rage and 1-18-08 Robots.

Check out his page to get the full backstory of his inspiration and how he designed the shirt, plus you can help support a fellow 1-18-08 blogger.

UPDATE: Check out the update on the origins of the mysterious Robot T-shirt. It's apparently some marketing material for a bi-monthly magazine of Asian and Asian American popular culture. Dennis also is having a sale on his version of the Slusho Robots T-shirt.

IronJ146 Slusho "Flavors" Remix

These remixes are coming out of the woodwork! IronJ146 from The Unfiction Unforum has created a remix to the Slusho Flavors song.

This is a dancey little song I made using the sounds from the Flavors section of the Slusho page and bits of the roar. Yea, it's glitchy,clicky, unmixed, repetitive, or whatever. Seriously, I didn't spend much time on it, but it's fun. Check it out...

You can check out the MP3 here.